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Just for laughs

 

At the height of a corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. “Isn’t it true,” he bellowed, “that you accepted five hundred thousand dollars to compromise this case?”

The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn’t hear the question.

“Isn’t it true that you accepted five hundred thousand dollars to compromise this case?” the lawyer repeated. The witness still did not respond.

Finally, the judge leaned over and said, “Sir, please answer the question.”

“Oh,” the startled witness said, “I thought he was talking to you.”

 

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Just for laughs

A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in
the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman
stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing
tricks on him.

The dog looked up and said, “Don’t be surprised. This is just part
of my job.”

“Incredible!” exclaimed the man. “I can’t believe it! Does your boss
know what a prize he has in you? An animal that can talk!”

“Please don’t!” said the dog. “If he finds out I can talk, he’ll make me
answer the phone, too!”